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Drew - Via Twitter
Im fed up, Im joining the NRA! Wait, thats basketball right? Oh shit, I mean Im joining the NBA! Joining the #NRA would be just... #Stupid
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Drew - Via Twitter
If anyone says "TGIF" to u today u have my permission to stab them. Unless they are talking about the 90s ABC programming block #ThenHugThem
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Should have seen the Manti Te’o thing coming, I suspect all the video of him playing linebacker capably before the BCS game were imaginary
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1 part me, 1 part you, & BAM...u have 1 awful response to ur question. #Sorry "@carinaround: Send me your favorite recipe"
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Thinking I might start selling #Avon. How many of u bitches out there would buy these quality products from a smart & sassy fella like me?
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Found rabbit tracks in my yard, I figure best way 2 handle it is with an automatic rifle and 100 shot clip but cant THANKS 2 OBAMA! #Sarcasm
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Any argument from @GarrettGriess ? The taco master! "@rainnwilson: Nobody, and I mean nobody, loves tacos more than me. #tacos"
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Heading to library preschool story time just to give these stay at home moms a reason to wake up in the morning #LibraryHunk #MyNewNickname
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@GarrettGriess ITS LIKE UR READING MY FRICKIN MIND! #KrisKross
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OH. MY. GOD. @GarrettGriess this news will make u Jump, Jump, Jump. #KrisKross https://t.co/hM2qltch
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Poem to my basement spider:Hey man I get it, u live down there, thats cool. But pls stop moving ur web each day & scaring the shit out of me
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Today is a very important day for me! I finally got my #period .........................................................button to work. See.
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I now understand why people decide to become #nudists ...because doing 10 loads of #laundry a week sucks donkey balls.
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If ur having a bad day and really feel sad about yourself just remember this, there is no one out there that cares. #ExceptYourCat
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"Lacrosse tickets start at $12..." Shhhhh...you had me at shut the fuck up. #NoOneCaresAboutLacrosse
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Ive heard rumors that there are people who actually choose to listen to Aerosmith...that cant be true can it? #AerosmithSucks #ExceptDreamOn
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@GarrettGriess ?"@A_Gorilla_: Does anybody ACTUALLY drink Pepsi? Like, deliberately, outside of restaurants that don’t have Coke products?"
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Just finishd reading Mary Shelley’s #Frankenstein and I have to say...it had a lot less incest than I was hoping for.
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I wish I could figure out why this couch I’ve been laying on all day smells like farts. #ItsAMystery
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These r literally @GarrettGriess 2 fav things"@TeamCoco: China does not lead the world in burrito technology or drunk people on ATVs. USA!"
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